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M-Pathy77's avatar

It's almost like the ultra rich (many of) are actually creepy parasites 🦠 who just do whatever they want at others expense.... 🤔

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Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

That's how most of them became ultra rich in the first place.

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Mike Brown's avatar

What do you mean “almost”?

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Scott Gilbert's avatar

John Fugelsang hits the dick on the dickhead.

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Rain Robinson's avatar

"But the real scapegoat may yet prove to be Pam Bondi, Florida’s premier Bribe-Me Barbie andv Trump’s personal legal wet wipe."

"Personal legal wet wipe", brilliant writing, John. All of this essay details the perfidy of this regime. Maga expected Democrats would be exposed on Epstein's lists; that Hillary orchestrated Epstein's death. Now they find this regime is "hiding" all of that. To not realize that felonpotus is undoubtedly compromised by any released Epstein files is sheer stupidity. Connecting the dots is not a maga strength.

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Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

If they had measurable IQ's, they wouldn't be MAGAnuts in the first place.

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Jim Lemons's avatar

They only were going to drain the swamp so could refit it bigger and more vile.

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Kim in the land of leprechauns's avatar

They never drained the swamp because they are the swamp. He appointed the swamp scum. Twice.

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Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

He's the ultimate swamp scum himself.

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Donovan Marley's avatar

Multiple courts have found Donald Trump liable for sexual assault and ordered him to pay multi-million dollar damage assessments. He appealed each verdict but was unable to reverse any decisions of the courts. Trump has also been accused of slapping and raping a 13 year-old girl. MAGAs use their “BOYS WILL BE BOYS” mantra to excuse allegations of Trump’s predatory sexual attacks—including pedophilia.

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Josie Esquivel's avatar

That "boys will be boys " sounds so rapey to me! I raised a son and grew up a female. I have never heard anyone say, girls will be girls! Have you?

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Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

The phrase is used to excuse away all bullies, not just rapists.

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Catherine Richards's avatar

Exactly!!

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M-Pathy77's avatar

After consuming more of the disturbing Epstein (and his handlers...) story today than I had ever previously (😳😲😵‍💫), your great take gave the needed laughs to shake some of the "ick" outta my soul! 🙏

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Dennis Doherty's avatar

Let's ask Ivana, who 'fell' down marble stairs, just as the time limit on her NDA was to expire...so did she! Where are her memoirs? Buried under the golf course?

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AnnPeace's avatar

“Look, if Epstein was any closer to Trump, he’d be a massage table at Mar-a-Lago.” Great line.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Brilliant writing and the truth, what more could anyone ask for?

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Leilani Walker's avatar

100% agreed

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window's avatar

Jeffrey Epstein had tapes of Donald Trump, Ghislaine Maxwell reportedly told reporter | The Independent https://share.google/LOWT9Mpqhk9YLVbYY

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Erudite's avatar

maggots are livid about the Epstein evidence not because of Trump but because they believed the Epstein files will provide evidence to prosecute democrats … they believe it has proof of the conspiracy theory democrat pedophile ring run out of the pizza shop in Mystic CT … hard to believe

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Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

They're in for a rude surprise.

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Joel's avatar
5dEdited

Just a bunch of asswipes.

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LeftysLefty's avatar

It takes a CREEP to be buddies with one!

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Patricia Vaughan's avatar

The republicans are the swamp.

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Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

Always have been, always will be.

Edit: At least since 1953.

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Eileen Alba's avatar

How involved is Pam Bondi in the Epstein files? She was Florida AG during some of this time! Maybe she’s on the list?

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Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

It wouldn't surprise me in the least.

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Tim Southernwood's avatar

#pedoDonny is not going to outrun this

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